Saturday, May 17, 2008
Wednesday, August 30, 2006
Borat - I Come To America!!!
Borat -I Come To America - video powered by MetacafeBorat Sagdiyev is sent from his village in Kazakhstan to make a documentary about America. What a guy! F-U-N-N-Y!
Friday, August 18, 2006
Leenks!!!
I go to this site pretty much every day. I might as well share it with you guys... Trust me, you will thank me!!
www.Leenks.com
Leenks has new awesome links to funny stuff, gross stuff and hot chicks everyday. What more could you ask for!!!
Enjoy
www.Leenks.com
Leenks has new awesome links to funny stuff, gross stuff and hot chicks everyday. What more could you ask for!!!
Enjoy
Wednesday, August 16, 2006
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Will Ferrel on The Daily Show
Will Ferrel promotes his new movie Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, on the Daily Show with Jon Stewert!!!
If you liked Anchorman or anything where Mr. Ferrel showcases his brand of comedy, then you'll like Talladega Nights !!!
If you liked Anchorman or anything where Mr. Ferrel showcases his brand of comedy, then you'll like Talladega Nights !!!
Friday, July 21, 2006
Men strike back !!!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Check out CollegeHumor.com
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Check out CollegeHumor.com
Wednesday, July 19, 2006
President Bush cast's first veto for stem cell research
President Bush cast the first veto of his presidency Wednesday, saying legislation easing limits on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research "crosses a moral boundary."
What do you guys think? Should stem cell research be allowed in the United States of America?
"This research holds so much promise to solving diseases that affect more than 110 million Americans," said Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colo.), a leading sponsor of the bill in the House, which passed the bill last year. "Vetoing this bill is one of the greatest mistakes of his presidency."
This funny t-shirt pokes fun at the whole stem cell research issue !!!
Check it out at RickerWear.com
What do you guys think? Should stem cell research be allowed in the United States of America?
"This research holds so much promise to solving diseases that affect more than 110 million Americans," said Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colo.), a leading sponsor of the bill in the House, which passed the bill last year. "Vetoing this bill is one of the greatest mistakes of his presidency."
This funny t-shirt pokes fun at the whole stem cell research issue !!!
Check it out at RickerWear.com
Sunday, July 02, 2006
16,000 Firecrackers
16,000 Firecrackers, bundled and hanging from a pipe pole. Forget rolling the whole roll out, it's better to just tape it together and let 'em all blow up!
Saturday, June 10, 2006
Old Citroen 2CV Transforming Car
We've all seen the cool dancing transformer car. Here's the working man's version...
Saturday, May 13, 2006
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