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Trojan Games 1

2008-05-17T15:54:00.003-04:00

Will we see this sport in the 2008 Olympics?

Borat - I Come To America!!!

2006-08-30T19:21:00.001-04:00

Borat -I Come To America - video powered by Metacafe
Borat Sagdiyev is sent from his village in Kazakhstan to make a documentary about America. What a guy! F-U-N-N-Y!

Leenks!!!

2006-08-18T21:40:00.001-04:00

I go to this site pretty much every day. I might as well share it with you guys... Trust me, you will thank me!!
www.Leenks.com

Leenks has new awesome links to funny stuff, gross stuff and hot chicks everyday. What more could you ask for!!!
Enjoy

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie !!!!!

2006-08-16T17:32:00.003-04:00

Coming March 30th 2007 !!

TMNT 2007

Will Ferrel on The Daily Show

2006-08-06T19:55:00.002-04:00

Will Ferrel promotes his new movie Talladega Nights - The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, on the Daily Show with Jon Stewert!!!
If you liked Anchorman or anything where Mr. Ferrel showcases his brand of comedy, then you'll like Talladega Nights !!!

Men strike back !!!

2006-07-21T17:40:00.000-04:00

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
Them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
Build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with
a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

Check out CollegeHumor.com

President Bush cast's first veto for stem cell research

2006-07-19T17:06:00.000-04:00

President Bush cast the first veto of his presidency Wednesday, saying legislation easing limits on federal funding for embryonic stem cell research "crosses a moral boundary."

What do you guys think? Should stem cell research be allowed in the United States of America?

"This research holds so much promise to solving diseases that affect more than 110 million Americans," said Rep. Diana DeGette (D-Colo.), a leading sponsor of the bill in the House, which passed the bill last year. "Vetoing this bill is one of the greatest mistakes of his presidency."

This funny t-shirt pokes fun at the whole stem cell research issue !!!

Check it out at RickerWear.com

16,000 Firecrackers

2006-07-02T19:35:00.001-04:00

16,000 Firecrackers, bundled and hanging from a pipe pole. Forget rolling the whole roll out, it's better to just tape it together and let 'em all blow up!

Old Citroen 2CV Transforming Car

2006-06-10T19:14:00.001-04:00

We've all seen the cool dancing transformer car. Here's the working man's version...

Peter Griffin goes hunting with Dick Cheney

2006-05-13T16:04:00.000-04:00

Freakin' Priceless!!!

Every Man's New Official Rules.. Listen up ladies!

2006-04-20T16:41:00.000-04:00

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down ! We
always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the
rules from the male side. These are our rules!

Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of
it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't
expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one..

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want
it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to
say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth
the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine..Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1.You have too many shoes.

1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape.

1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
camping.

* Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

* Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

A World of Censorship

2006-03-25T07:52:00.000-05:00

Do you realize how much better the world of television would be iff the FCC didn't censor the hell out of everything.

As seen on Wimp.com

Drunk Driving is Bad

2006-03-22T17:19:00.000-05:00

While a guy is filming a documentary on Drunk Driving a car swerves out of control and hits the bench he is sitting on flinging him 15 feet in the air.

As seen on Break.com

Sassy Ass™

2006-03-20T13:07:00.000-05:00

Sassy Ass™

R you a Sassy Ass wannabe? It's the attitude more than the words. The humor, the way you look when you say something. Sassy Ass remarks say what you want to say but don't have the guts! How to get around it? WEAR IT! What could be more fun?!

Amazing Book

2006-03-20T12:07:00.000-05:00

Even if you're not an avid reader, you've got to admit this is a damn cool book...

As seen on Wimp.com

This Chick is Amazing

2006-03-18T17:12:00.000-05:00

Don't you wish your girlfriend could bend like this??? !!!

Bizarre Facts

2006-03-03T18:11:00.000-05:00

1. China has close to 25% of the world's population.

2. Christmas became a national holiday in the US in 1890.

3. Cows sweat through their noses.

4. Deer sleep only 5 minutes a day.

5. Despite a population of well over one billion people, there are only an estimated 250 million televisions in use in China.

6. Dogs can't decipher size. That's why little dogs are mean.

7. Cleveland law forbids you to operate a motor vehicle while sitting in another person's lap.

8. Dave Matthews relocated to the United States to avoid service in the South African Military.

9. Don't even think about having sex while in a moving ambulance in Tremonton, Utah as it is extremely illegal. Of course, a stationary ambulance is another story.

10. Dentists have recommended that toothbrushes be kept at least six feet from toilets to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

11. Dolphins can look in different directions with each eye. They can sleep with one eye open.

12. Cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes.

13. Coffee was first known in Europe as Arabian Wine.

14. Did you know that 85.7% of statistics are made up?

15. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

16. During pregnancy, the average woman's uterus expands up to five hundred times its normal size.

17. China was the first country to use paper money.

18. During the average human life, you will consume 70 assorted bugs as well as 10 spiders as you sleep.

19. Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?

20. Death Valley, California, has a point that is 280 feet below sea level.

Hip Hop Drummers

2006-02-24T16:25:00.000-05:00

This is pretty cool...

Eat your heart out Drumline.

The 30,000 calorie sandwhich

2006-02-17T20:23:00.000-05:00

Fried Mushrooms, Bacon – 14 pieces, Onion rings, Ground Beef, Corndogs, Swiss Cheese, Provolone Cheese, Cheddar Cheese, Sliced Ham, Sliced Turkey, Pastrami, Sliced Roast Beef, Bratwurst, Braunschweiger, Wheat Bread, Lettuce, Feta Cheese, Italian Salad Dressing, Oregeno, Salt & Pepper, butter, Parmesan Cheese, Canola Oil.

I did not know that . . .

2006-02-17T20:17:00.000-05:00

20 Interesting Facts
1. A zebra is white with black stripes.

2. All the planets in our solar system rotate anticlockwise, except Venus. It is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

3. Hummingbirds are the only animal that can also fly backwards.

4. Insects do not make noises with their voices. The noise of bees, mosquitoes and other buzzing insects is caused by rapidly moving their wings.

5. The cockroach is the fastest animal on 6 legs covering a meter a second.

6. The word "listen" contains the same letters as the word "silent".

7. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and the parrot.

8. A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

9. India invented the Number System. Zero was invented by Aryabhatta.

10. The whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

11. A hippopotamus can run faster than a man.

12. India never invaded any country in her last 10000 years of history.

13. 'Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia' is the fear of long words.

14. Didaskaleinophobia is the fear of going to school.

15. A snail can sleep for 3 years.

16. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

17. In 1883 the explosion of the volcano Krakatau put so much dust into the earth's atmosphere that sunsets appeared green and the moon appeared blue around the world for almost two years.

18. "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

19. Twenty-Four-Karat Gold is not pure gold since there is a small amount of copper in it. Absolutely pure gold is so soft that it can be molded with the hands.

20. Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.

Dick Cheney is an Assclown

2006-02-16T14:22:00.000-05:00

Here are some T-shirts that make fun of Dick Cheney's uhhhhh, incident.
Check them out at RickerWear

Useless Facts

2006-02-10T18:55:00.000-05:00

The Average American eats about 11.9 lbs of cereal per year.

The Average American drinks about 600 sodas per year.

More People use blue toothbrushes then red ones.

According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their doting owners.

The average American family views television six hours each day.

About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.

Nobody yet has explained satisfactorily why couples who marry in January, February, and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.

Despite the fact that 77 percent of Americans go to the grocery store with a list, it's estimated that half of everything bought there is bought on impulse. Supermarkets report very strong sales of almost anything they stock at the check-out line.

Someone on Earth reports seeing a UFO every three minutes. In the U.S., reported sightings are most likely to occur in July, at 9 p.m. or 3 a.m.

The average human scalp has 100,000 hairs.

Tide has 70 percent of the market share for detergent.

Forty percent of the American population has never visited a dentist.

About 24 percent of alcoholics die in accidents, falls, fires, and suicides.

About 60 percent of all American babies are named after close relatives.

August is the month when most baby's are born.

Cold pizza is fairly popular. A survey found 15 percent actually PREFER pizza this way, suggesting that the number who love hot pizza but don't mind eating the leftovers cold the next day must be quite high indeed.

In the United States, more than 25 percent of women's fashion dollars are spent on sizes 16 and up.

More than a third of all adults hit their alarm clock's "snooze" button each morning, an average of three times before they get up. Those most guilty of snatching some extra sleep are those in the 25-34 age bracket, at 57 percent.

Each year approximately 250,000 American husbands are physically attacked and beaten by their wives.

Hawaii is the only state in the United States where male life expectancy exceeds 70 years. Hawaii also leads all states in life expectancy in general, with an average of 73.6 years for both males and females.

Two out of three adults in the United States have hemorrhoids.

While the average cost of air travel is about $60 per hour, using an air-phone during that plane trip can cost as much as $160 per hour.

Results of a survey show that 76 percent of women make their bed every day, compared to 46 percent of men.

40,000 Americans are injured by toilets every year.

75% of people wash from top to bottom in the shower.

Conception occurs in December more than any other month.

In the USA - more toilets flush at the half time of the Super Bowl than at any other time of the year.

50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.

The number of births in India each year is greater than the entire population of Australia.

Li is the family name for over 87 million People in China.

Americans use over 16,000 tons of aspirin a year.

The typical person swallows 295 times during dinner.

The most common last name in Sweden is Johansson.

France has the highest per capita consumption of cheese.

RickerWorld

2006-02-10T12:27:00.000-05:00

A Real Transformer Robot

RickerWorld

2006-01-30T11:05:00.000-05:00

RickerWorld
Remember the 80's ? If you grew up during those crazy years, this should bring back all kinds of memories.

You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If...

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE".

2. You watched the Pound Puppies.

3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton".

4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy.

5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own.

6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls.

7. "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom.

8. Two words: Hammer Pants.

9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ".

10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect.

11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales ". (Woo ooh!)

12. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.

13. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles " on the big screen... and still know the turtles names.

15. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.

16. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

17. You played the game "MASH ". (Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)

18. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.

19. L.A. Gear... need I say more.

20. You wanted to change your name to "JEM " in Kindergarten. (She's truly outrageous)

21. You remember reading "Tales of a fourth grade nothing " and all the Ramona books.

22. You know the profound meaning of "WAX ON, WAX OFF".

23. You wanted to be a Goonie.

24. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us... head-to-toe)

25. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.

26. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.

27. You took lunch boxes to school... and traded Garbage Pail Kids in the schoolyard.

28. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.

29. You still get the urge to say "NOT " after every sentence.

30. You remember Hypercolor t-shirts.

31. Barbie and the Rockers was your favorite band.

32. You thought She-ra (Princess of Power!) and He-Man should hookup.

33. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.

34. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes. (and like #24, probably in neon colors, too)

35. After you saw Pee-Wee's Big Adventure you kept saying "I know you are, but what am I?"

36. You remember "I've fallen and I can't get up"

37. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.

38. You ever got seriously injured on a Slip and Slide.

39. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

40. You had or attended a birthday party at McDonalds.

41. You've gone through this nodding your head in agreement.

42. You remember Popples.

43. "Don't worry, be happy"

44. You wore like, EIGHT pairs of socks over tights with high top Reeboks.

45. You wore socks scrunched down (and sometimes still do...getting yelled at by "younger hip" members of the family)

46. "Miss MARY MACK MACK MACK, all dressed in BLACK BLACK BLACK "

47. You remember boom boxes. and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.

48. You remember watching both "Gremlins" movies.

49. You know what it meant to say "Care Bear Stare!"

50. You remember watching "Rainbow Bright" and "My Little Pony Tales "

51. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.

52. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.

53. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool... and don't even flinch when people refer to them as "NKOTB".

54. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By the Bell ", the ORIGINAL class.

55. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.

56. You just sang those words to yourself.

57.You remember watching Magic vs. Bird.

58. Homemade Levi shorts. (the shorter the better)

59. You remember when mullets were cool!

60. You had a mullet!

61. You still sing "We are the World"

62. You tight rolled your jeans.

63. You owned a bannana clip.

64. You remember "Where's the Beef?"

65. You used to (and probably still do) say "What you talkin' about Willis?"

66. You had big hair and you knew how to use it.

67. You're still singing shot through the heart in your head,aren't you!

RickerWorld

2005-12-15T16:37:00.000-05:00

Setting up the new RickerWorld Blog..........

This site is currently under construction, please bookmark this page, and feel free to browse Rickerwear.com while we finish getting RickerWorld online.

Thanx and enjoy,
Ricker